I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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