I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
COCAINE IS GR8
soo... how was my night?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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