But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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