YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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