People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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