There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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