hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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