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• (734): View more from Michigan

  So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.

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  You're 20.

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  IT'S BUILD A BEAR!

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.

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  Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.

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• (949): View more from California

  I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.

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• (323): View more from California

  I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I'm too high and old for this...

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