Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself