The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.