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• (716): View more from New York

  it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock

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  I THOUGHT I SAW YOU

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures

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• (818): View more from California

  Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you

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• (561): View more from Florida

  But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  But there's never enough margarita money.

  (1-321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it

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