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(281): View more from Texas

so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...

(1-609): View more from New Jersey

and?

(609): View more from New Jersey

RIP clitoris

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(515): View more from Iowa

So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...

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(775): View more from Nevada

soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.

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(561): View more from Florida

Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!

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(682): View more from Texas

He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl

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(+27): View more from South Africa

Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.

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(616): View more from Michigan

I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no

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