Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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Found your dick twin last night
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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