"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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