He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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