I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I'm always down for nudity.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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