I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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