Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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