You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
