hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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