this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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