can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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