How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself