I'm drive I can fine osifer
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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