if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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