i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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