I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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