no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
