xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I haven't been this sober since birth.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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