the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I need a burrito and a hug.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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