Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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