I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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