Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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