woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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