I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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