Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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