Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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