I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
my liver is dry heaving
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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