What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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