He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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