I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I've blown a few things in my day
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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