Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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