Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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