Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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