I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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