Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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