He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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