WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I AM VODKA MAN
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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