so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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