Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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