Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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