yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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