Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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