i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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