So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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