I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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