you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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