I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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