where does the pee come out of this thing
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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