Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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